naughty by niemczyk

Donnis - Over Do It

2009-11-22T12:13:00.001-08:00

When it's not making everything better, it's making you fall asleep way too early.

Stack that Paper

2009-11-22T12:11:00.000-08:00

When adults get old and hate their spouses, the only thing that matters to them is money, internet porn, or Twilight. When you don’t have hair, let’s face it, your options get verylimited.

If you think I’m talking to the dudes, you are wrong. I am talking to you bald bitches. When you tease that shit on your head to look like cotton candy/insulation, us dudes notice. And throw up.

It’s what keeps us looking so trim.

2009-11-22T12:08:00.000-08:00

Let me be clear - buying babies on the black market is not funny. Ever.

Let me be clear - selling babies on the black market is funny. Always.

2009-11-22T12:04:00.000-08:00

“Is this _______ cruelty free?”

NWA - Fuck tha Police

2009-11-22T12:03:00.000-08:00

White people are no strangers to fucking up black cultural references, which is why I brought my beretta to go shoot hoops with my homies. Now they’re dead and it’s all my fault.

Someone should make an Urban Dictionary app that just records my conversations and translates into my native tongue (Cauc Talk) so no more blood is shed.

2009-11-22T12:01:00.001-08:00

Only Bangs Can Judge Me.

H1N1

2009-11-22T11:58:00.000-08:00

You: “Aw Mike, seriously? How can you make fun of a girl who’s life is now ruined by a crippling neurological disorder? How do you sleep at night?”

Me: “Soundly.”

Watch her here if you’ve been under a rock.

Sisqo - Thong Song

2009-11-22T11:56:00.001-08:00

I don’t have any doubts about me being a good father, but promise I will have a vomit bucket handy the first time I change a diaper.

I only wish my shit was fluorescent every now and then, that way I can put my hand to my chin and look like I am working some quantum theory. But I’ll really just be staring at poop. Satisfied.

2009-11-22T11:54:00.000-08:00

It doesn’t get any better than this.

Asher Roth - I Love College

2009-11-04T14:23:00.000-08:00

Our parents probably listen to this on KISS FM. GANGSTA!

Lil Wayne & Birdman - Stuntin' Like My Daddy

2009-11-04T14:17:00.000-08:00

Lil Wayne & Birdman - Stuntin’ Like My Daddy
To be fair his dad was a third-level bukake wizard.

Mike Jones

2009-11-04T14:14:00.000-08:00

Who is Mike Jones?
One day i hope to hear one of my cubs say this.

Jim Jones - Medicine (featuring NOE & Chink Santana)

2009-05-11T13:51:00.000-07:00

Webbie - Independent

2009-05-05T13:43:00.001-07:00

No Homo -Pin His Ass

2009-04-28T18:58:00.000-07:00

rapid, unnatural weight loss is normal.

Beastie Boys - Time to Get Ill

2009-04-24T14:01:00.000-07:00

ATTN - If you still dance to songs off "License to Ill" you are a fool. Even the beasties won't...

T.I. - 24's

2009-04-22T14:05:00.001-07:00

i can't even imagine a year without T.I.

50 Cent - Wanksta (Oh Wheelie?!?! Remix)

2009-04-21T12:25:00.000-07:00

this is what being old and/or vince neil is like. trust me...i'm speaking from inexperience.

50 Cent - Wanksta

2009-04-21T12:22:00.000-07:00

my ten year is a year away and this reminds me of all the fat sacks selling insurance in the town we grew up in. we all know this guy.

Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

2009-04-19T18:19:00.001-07:00

50 Cent - P.I.M.P.

2009-04-19T18:16:00.001-07:00

g-g-g-get money.

Sisqo - Thong Song

2009-04-18T12:03:00.001-07:00

throwback. lyrics in comments.

Lil Wayne & Juelz Santana - Bonifide Hustla

2009-04-18T11:59:00.001-07:00

don't forget the "baby." lyrics in comments.

No Homo - Destiny's Homo Child

2009-04-18T11:57:00.001-07:00

where they at? where they at?

No Homo - No, Homo

2009-04-18T11:47:00.000-07:00

everyone has their limits.

No Homo - Man Burrrr

2009-04-18T11:20:00.000-07:00

props to anthony accardo for the schooling.

No Homo - Fuck the Poor

2009-04-17T17:01:00.001-07:00

comfortable white people say what?

No Homo - Men's Room

2009-04-16T13:25:00.001-07:00

if your man doesn't agree, he's lying.

No Homo - Daddy's Boy

2009-04-16T13:24:00.001-07:00

No Homo - Noah Homo

2009-04-11T14:58:00.000-07:00

deleted scene from the bible.

No Homo - Straight Talk

2009-04-09T16:46:00.001-07:00

this is for my nizzie's workin' 9-5

No Mormon Homo

2009-04-08T20:32:00.001-07:00

No Homo?

2009-04-08T14:45:00.000-07:00

No Homo yields 7,900,000 results according to Google. BLAO!

Where did it come from and when? Cam'ron? Juelz Santana? Lil Wayne? Young Jeezy? Like the Mormons, it's here and we must deal with it accordingly.

Apparently misogyny is out of style and we all know that haters (see h8rs) never sleep so this is the logical next step. Once being gay is totally cool with everyone rappers may or may not move on to hating things like pets, your wack-ass 401(k), finding people you weren't friends with in high school on facebook, using the star in Mario Kart, or pleated pants.

You've been warned.

No Homo

2009-04-08T14:27:00.000-07:00

No Homo

2009-04-06T20:48:00.001-07:00

2009-02-21T15:04:00.000-08:00

Lyrics in comments.

T.I. - Get Loose (feat. Nelly)

2009-02-18T09:28:00.000-08:00

The Notorious B.I.G. - Mo' Money, Mo' Problems

2009-02-18T09:24:00.000-08:00

My President - Young Jeezy

2009-02-12T14:15:00.001-08:00

Insane in the Brain - Cypress Hill

2009-02-10T13:52:00.001-08:00

I'm Illy - T.I.

2009-02-03T13:09:00.000-08:00

Shoulder Lean - Young Dro feat. T.I.

2009-01-16T13:52:00.001-08:00

What You Know - T.I.

2009-01-16T13:40:00.000-08:00

Love In This Club - Usher feat. Young Jeezy

2009-01-16T13:29:00.000-08:00

Pretty Fly for A White Guy - Offspring

2009-01-13T13:11:00.000-08:00

My Ambitionz Az A Ridah - 2Pac

2009-01-11T14:23:00.001-08:00

Over Here - Young Jeezy

2009-01-09T12:47:00.000-08:00

Afro Puffs

2009-01-08T11:55:00.000-08:00

A Milli

2009-01-08T11:54:00.001-08:00